So this really strange thing happened to me last week. I was sitting at home eating leftover cheeseball from my smallish debate party when suddenly the phone rings. It was this dude calling to tell me that I'd won a 900 pound animal and could I pick it up immediately?
So of course I said...
I hate to make you people travel, but it's that time of the month again. Would you mind clicking HERE to get the rest of the story? Would it help if I told you that it has nothing to do with the elections??
Speaking of elections, thanks to all you commenters on that last post. Seriously, you make me feel safe. More updates after this message!!
